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Today, I was on my way home from work and decided to stop at the grocery store. I purchased $200 in groceries and went to put them in my car. I then realized I drove my motorcycle today. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (12048) - you deserved it (63769)

On 04/11/2009 at 4:43pm - misc - by whoops (man) - United States (New Jersey)

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