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Today, I was on my way home from work and decided to stop at the grocery store. I purchased $200 in groceries and went to put them in my car. I then realized I drove my motorcycle today. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (13171) - you deserved it (66181)

On 04/11/2009 at 4:43pm - misc - by whoops (man) - United States (New Jersey)

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HOW DO YOU FORGET SOMETHING LIKE THAT.

#9 - On 04/11/2009 at 9:07pm by rachel13

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lol Sounds like something I would do. My short term memory is shit.

Come on people! Don't act like you haven't done anything like this before! People just get caught up in other things, and stuff just tends to slip.

#20 - On 04/11/2009 at 9:38pm by ZuraLasgeon

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