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Today, while waiting at the bus stop, the guy standing near me started peeing on the sidewalk and on my shoes. FML


I agree, your life sucks (21873) - you deserved it (2066)

On 03/14/2010 at 4:26pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Illinois)

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A little tip for you.

When someone pulls out their junk they are about to let loose a stream of bodily fluid, you might want to move away.

Hope this helps.

#11 - On 03/14/2010 at 8:38pm by CallMeHush

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it may be bad ATM but imagine the funny story you will get from this awful experience :)

#180 - On 08/14/2011 at 10:19pm by 123amanda123

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