Submit your FML story

  • - Concept: An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick:
Categories :
Man or woman?

Today, while waiting at the bus stop, the guy standing near me started peeing on the sidewalk and on my shoes. FML


I agree, your life sucks (25057) - you deserved it (2328)

On 03/14/2010 at 4:26pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Illinois)

Top comments

A little tip for you.

When someone pulls out their junk they are about to let loose a stream of bodily fluid, you might want to move away.

Hope this helps.

#11 - On 03/14/2010 at 8:38pm by CallMeHush

See in context

it may be bad ATM but imagine the funny story you will get from this awful experience :)

#180 - On 08/14/2011 at 10:19pm by 123amanda123

See in context




Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.

Top of the page

You must have an FML account to comment.

Don't have an FML account yet ? Sign up to FML!

C comme Line's illustrated FML

The Artist's interview

All illustrated FMLs

FML's blog

  • The Best of the Worst #20
  • Here we are in November! Winter is here, for most of us, it's dark, grey and depressing and if you're the kind of person who watches network news 24/7, you're probably going to need some cheering up.…

Monday 30 November 2015

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on: