Poopoo peepee and Transportation: Make yourself at home

Make yourself at home

By Anonymous - 14/03/2010 20:26 - United States

Today, while waiting at the bus stop, the guy standing near me started peeing on the sidewalk and on my shoes. FML

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By Jehovah God - 07/03/2014 18:51 - United States - Richmond

Today, while I was waiting at a red light, a drunk guy limped in front of my car, unzipped, and started pissing on my windshield. FML

I agree, your life sucks 45 373

You deserved it 3 613

By Ihatebuses - 14/06/2018 19:00

Today, while getting on a city bus, I sat down on a urine-soaked seat. FML

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You deserved it 329

By gameguy3424 - 18/05/2009 03:37 - United States

Today, I went on my afternoon stroll to my local park. As I reached the park a little boy was peeing in the bushes nearby. His mother called. As I walked by, he turned, still peeing, right to me. He ended up peeing on the front of my pants and on my shoes. My house is 2 miles away from the park. FML

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You deserved it 3 204

By Anonymous - 22/10/2010 18:32 - Norway

Today, I was at my local McDonald's having a leak when an extremely intoxicated man stumbled in, pulled down his pants, and started to pee on my shoes. FML

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You deserved it 3 353

By Bob - 20/06/2009 04:22 - United States

Today, while teaching at a daycare, a child came up to me and asked if he could go to the bathroom. Obviously, I said it was fine. He then pulled his pants down, and pee on my brand new shoes, and all over my leg. FML

I agree, your life sucks 47 065

You deserved it 4 728

By soaked - 31/08/2009 13:05 - United States

Today, I stood for half an hour in the rain waiting for my bus. As I started to go inside, my bus turned around the corner and splashed water all over me. The bus driver wouldn't let me on the bus because I was soaking wet and I would "mess up the seats". FML

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You deserved it 2 741

By Anonymous - 24/01/2013 07:17 - Canada - Winnipeg

Today, I was waiting inside the shelter at the bus stop when a lady came up to me and asked if I would mind if she peed. FML

I agree, your life sucks 31 191

You deserved it 2 344

By FUCK.THIS.JOB. - 08/07/2013 05:57 - Finland - Helsinki

Today, I politely asked a man to not sleep on a tram stop that I had to clean. He got up, and while I leaned forward to pick up some trash from the ground nearby, I felt a warm stream on my back. Now I can't get the smell of urine off my clothes. FML

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You deserved it 4 626

By toosmall - 31/01/2009 21:40 - United States

Today, at the urinal a guy came up next to me to do his business. He stared over at me, looked down, laughed and then left. FML

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You deserved it 2 605

Dude! Boundaries!

By devinbyrne - 05/03/2011 20:26 - United States

Today, I was in the bathroom, when someone came up behind me. Instead of waiting for a urinal to free up, he wedged his way in between me and another guy, and promptly began peeing in my urinal, crossing streams in the process. FML

I agree, your life sucks 46 730

You deserved it 3 758

CallMeHush 0

Monday 15 March 2010 1:38

A little tip for you. When someone pulls out their junk they are about to let loose a stream of bodily fluid, you might want to move away. Hope this helps.

123amanda123 14

Monday 15 August 2011 4:19

it may be bad ATM but imagine the funny story you will get from this awful experience :)

Comments

Amiomaru 0

Sunday 21 March 2010 7:54

This is one of the reasons why I refuse to take the bus.

FuddyPuddy 0

Sunday 4 April 2010 5:28

That deserves a punch, kick, smack or something.. lol and I lmao'ed at your comment #174 :D

Melancholy43920 0

Tuesday 8 June 2010 10:16

Gotta fight fire with fire son!!

123amanda123 14

Monday 15 August 2011 4:19

it may be bad ATM but imagine the funny story you will get from this awful experience :)

tab62495 0

Friday 11 November 2011 0:31

Kick him in the nuts

Nolonger 11

Tuesday 27 August 2013 14:29

Was he drunk, or drinking?

theonecasey 27

Sunday 18 May 2014 6:32

Walk away from the peer

tournamentdecide 33

Wednesday 11 June 2014 20:31

Pee on his shoes..

nelsonbrandon35 6

Monday 1 August 2016 6:24

I'd just like to say that this fml is just like one I read 2 seconds ago in the feed. Fml team needs to not let fml's through that are too similar to others