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Today, my father, who I rarely see, drove 400 miles to my wedding. I was so happy to see him, until he got completely trashed at my reception, asked me where he could "score some weed" and told me what a bitch my mom was and how I needed to lose weight. For over an hour. At my wedding. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (65807) - you deserved it (2557)

On 04/10/2009 at 9:10pm - misc - by JeezyCherieze (woman) - United States (Tennessee)

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I'm so sorry. Try not to let him get to you. It's your special day! Remember next time, you do have the right to make him leave your parties...he really would have deserved that.

#5 - On 04/11/2009 at 3:45am by Inspired22

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What a douche...
I suppose that made your wedding even more memorable?

#3 - On 04/11/2009 at 3:42am by ibooyou

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