Embarrassing, Weddings and Parents: Nice to see you

Nice to see you

By JeezyCherieze - 11/04/2009 01:10 - United States

Today, my father, who I rarely see, drove 400 miles to my wedding. I was so happy to see him, until he got completely trashed at my reception, asked me where he could "score some weed" and told me what a bitch my mom was, and how I needed to lose weight. For over an hour. At my wedding. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/07/2023 10:00

Today, my dad thought it would be appropriate to get drunk at my wedding and include in his father of the bride speech all the very bad things I did as a child, before I got the psychiatric help I needed. My in-laws were giving me death glares, and his nana yelled, “Shame on you!” at me. FML

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By Illinoisgirl - 14/02/2012 14:29 - Hungary

Today, my dad got so drunk that he proposed to me. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/04/2020 20:00

Today, my dad told me he liked men. While he was making a drunken speech. At my wedding. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/03/2015 09:52 - United States - Las Vegas

Today, my mom got drunk and started crying at my after-wedding party, after promising she'd behave herself. She thinks my husband is an awful person who'll drag me into a life of sin, all because he has a tattoo and an ear piercing. FML

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By CorCelesti - 02/06/2014 14:00 - United States

Today, I got married. My father saw this as a good time to give some solemn, heartfelt advice to my new husband: "That ring gets real heavy fast." I was standing right there. So was my mother. FML

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By Googlebug - 01/11/2010 10:15 - United States

Today, my dad, who lives hours away, called and told me he was getting married. Today. As in this evening. Guess I'm not invited. FML

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By derranged - 22/04/2009 18:24 - China

Today, I was the best man at a wedding and I was flirting with a cute bridesmaid. Then this old guy decides to give the newlyweds a toast. He made a crappy joke and barely anybody laughed. So I say to the girl, "Wow that sucked, who the hell does he think he is?" The girl replies, "That's my dad". FML

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By Anonymous - 08/10/2011 02:13 - United States

Today, I was at my sister's wedding. Everything was going flawlessly. That is, until our visibly drunk mom started a punch-up over who got to cut the cake first. FML

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By weddingbells - 25/01/2010 01:02 - United States

Today, my parents had a huge fight because my mom found out my dad was cheating on her. They screamed for half an hour. Right in the middle of my wedding. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/02/2024 05:00

Today, my dad showed up at my house and offered to take me to my favorite restaurant. He drove me to an Alcoholics Anonymous meeting. He believes I only had my daughter, who I love with all my heart, because I drunkenly hooked up with a girl. FML

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Saturday 11 April 2009 9:45

I'm so sorry. Try not to let him get to you. It's your special day! Remember next time, you do have the right to make him leave your parties...he really would have deserved that.

dramakat11 0

Tuesday 9 June 2009 22:07

Did you tell him to go **** himself? Seriously, disown the jerk. How dare he ruin one of the most important occasions of your life?!

Comments

biggecko 4

Sunday 19 December 2010 15:51

Your dad sounds cool

Blehhxx 0

Monday 14 February 2011 13:36

I would've kicked his ass out within 10 minutes.

Angel1000168 16

Sunday 25 December 2011 11:36

I so woulda gotten my husband-to-be to beat him up within the first half hour

hiddenpoet 0

Thursday 5 January 2012 2:38

Sooooo did he score some weed

xXobnoxiousXx 3

Monday 6 February 2012 5:38

dont be so slefish and hook a brotha up with some weed man

PanikBaby 8

Tuesday 22 January 2013 23:57

It sounds like we have the same dad..... I'm still debating on if he will even be invited to my wedding :/

brizzyd 10

Monday 28 October 2013 1:01

How that's one way to ruin a wedding

worldclassrager 39

Thursday 20 February 2014 18:31

That always seems to happen... Congrats anyway OP...

betawolf89 8

Wednesday 26 March 2014 15:11

sounds like some one you don't need in your life you are starting a wonderful time in your life i your dad is going to be toxic. then he can go grow up on his own. you must be so kind to have not thrown him out, at your wedding.