Today, my extremely loud and nocturnal flatmate phoned me to tell me excitedly that he got an accordion for his birthday. FML
by Anonymous / 03/11/2010 at 10:24am / United Kingdom (Hillingdon) / Miscellaneous
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Use him as an alarm clock ;)
#4 - On 03/11/2010 at 2:05pm by BizzaroG
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If he plays it at night, go in and slash the bit in the middle. He can't do that, so don't let him. Or, buy a tuba, and play it LOUDLY next to his bedroom during the day. Karma.
#11 - On 03/11/2010 at 2:08pm by JackDark
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