SHUT UP

By Anonymous - 11/03/2010 15:24 - United Kingdom

Today, my extremely loud and nocturnal flatmate phoned me to tell me excitedly that he got an accordion for his birthday. FML
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kazumaslayer666 3

Would you enjoy being kept up until 4 in the morning by a loud beginner accordion player? it's one thing to play one well it's bad enough for most people, but to be bad at a bad instrument is not a double negative.

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g3rusz 6

Tell him/her you're about to buy a baseball bat as you will start playing baseball next week.

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aeliz 0

Ummm where's the fml here? Accordions are freakin awesome.

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voveraite 7

Well, maybe, but not when they're blasting in your ears at the young night hours when OP's roomie is wide awake and loud xD.

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nazooer 11

You would like being awoken in the middle of the night by a beginner accordion player?

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BbYhRtLsS 0

She does that because she has waaaay to much time on her hands.

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onnielief 4

So, turn off your phone when going to sleep. Not an FML

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rose12353 0

HOW THE HELL IS THIS AN FML?

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Jewelofagal 2

My early-bird husband discovered the very best way to cure nocturnal room mates from being noisy: it seems "night owls" really hate being woken by the sound of a aluminum baseball bat banging against a metal trash can lid two feet from their head at 7:00am. It only takes once to get the message across.......

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paran01d_andr01d 0

^haha that's the best! I was going to suggest earplugs but I like that idea better!

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