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Today, my girlfriend and I were up late watching tv when an infomercial for "male enhancement" came on. I grabbed for my phone to make a call when my girlfriend said "O honey, dont buy that, it's okay that you're small." I was checking my voicemails. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (46050) - you deserved it (5556)

On 02/20/2009 at 3:15pm - misc - by allyshah - United States (District of Columbia)

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I don't see how that's bad. If she thinks it's okay, it means you satisfy her regardless of size, and she accepts you for you and doesn't want you to be fake... she appreciates your natural beauty.

#4 - On 02/20/2009 at 5:14pm by Hannah

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OOH. that's gotta hurt. tell her you don't mind that her boobs are small either!

#1 - On 02/20/2009 at 5:07pm by bambi

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