Today, my girlfriend and I were up late watching tv when an infomercial for "male enhancement" came on. I grabbed for my phone to make a call when my girlfriend said "O honey, dont buy that, it's okay that you're small." I was checking my voicemails. FML
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On 02/20/2009 at 3:15pm - misc - by allyshah - United States (District of Columbia)
fuck... thats a scar that will not heal... ever... move on
#2 - On 02/20/2009 at 5:07pm by ridiculous_gnome
Hopefully it was a joke, albeit a rather tasteless one.
Try going for your phone at better times in the future!
I don't see how that's bad. If she thinks it's okay, it means you satisfy her regardless of size, and she accepts you for you and doesn't want you to be fake... she appreciates your natural beauty.
hum... but... if she's listening to the tv guy saying "have a smal poking device my friend?" and she is automatically thinking about the dude... well... thats no good sign...
#5 - On 02/20/2009 at 5:21pm by ridiculous_gnome
Agree with number 4, though I would use different wording. :P
She was most likely referring to the fact that some women(or people in general, really) have unrealistic expectations on size, and wanted you to know that she didn't.
Besides, even if you are small, she likes it, and it's all relative. I've known a guy who had to break off a relationship because they couldn't have sex, because he was too big for his lady, to the point where it physically hurt her, and he was only on the upper side of average in terms of size.
If it works for you both, who cares.
If I heard one of those, especially while I was with my boyfriend, the natural train of thought for me would be "Penises....most recent penis I've seen.... my boyfriend's".
And yeah, #6, the average is apparently 5 inches. On the internet everyone seems to claim 7-9 inches though, and that would definitely hurt me. E-penises are gigantic. Porn doesn't help society's expectations either.
I'm no horse but my girl is rather shallow.... Not sure she could handle more and I don't get to fully thrust.
5-6 inches is all a woman needs....as long as you are satisfying here other ways......like orally.....if she cant get off after that...then SHE has the problem....most of the time, she just needs to be satisfied differently....Spend some time on here and the rest of the time will pan out perfect.
#11 - On 02/20/2009 at 6:01pm by SweetGirlDrea
#10.... I don't think anyone does.
and #11- only the first two inches of the vaginal canal are sensitive, therefore all a man really needs is 2.5" to satisfy their woman.
to women who aren't shallow bitches, size doesn't matter (it's mainly skill)
and from a woman's perspective, i would say that it's a compliment
i can see why it's harsh but she said it was fine and she likes you for who you are
#14 - On 02/20/2009 at 7:01pm by Yea
lol that's kind of mean! but i think that she couldn't resist making that joke. it was such a great set up!
Yeeeaaaaahhhh, next time, reach for the phone at a less awkward moment, or at least you could have said, "Heh, just checking my voicemails..."
next time burn her back and say, my dicks not small, it's just that your pussy's loose.
#17 - On 02/20/2009 at 9:01pm by kingkong
not FML worthy... i would have said the same thing. she was probs just joking!
#20 - On 02/20/2009 at 10:12pm by Idyedmyhairblack
yeah don't take offense to that. it's not size, it's how you use it :-P and if you don't have size use other things....
i love this one definately my favorite one ever!! sorry dude but thats great.
#28 - On 02/21/2009 at 5:21pm by holynemesis1208
That isn't bad. She probably thought that you were insecure, and tried to make you feel better, not realizing what you were doing
#29 - On 02/21/2009 at 6:58pm by Icalasari
yea, but #6, when you've adapted to someone (bigger), its awesome :)
#30 - On 02/21/2009 at 8:45pm by whee
#8, I have been to over a dozen countries and seen a slightly larger number than most of penises, the average penis size is definatly bigger than 5 indhes. Also I dated a guy with an 8 inch penis for 2 years. I'm 5 ft 2 and it never hurt...also, why were you watching infomercials? That's not the same thing as a commercial
never did I say it positively was 5 inches, but I now know that it is 5.5 inches. many people measure incorrectly, and NEVER did i say that you personally would feel pain with an 8 inch penis, if it is actually that big. Personally, when I go on vacation I don't go sleeping around with the locals... i guess the same can't be said for you.
slightly over 12 penises is not that many depending on how old you are. You can do that without sleeping around even.
she might not be a slut. She might only hook up with boyfriends. she didnt have to sleep with them to see the penis.
being naked with a member of the opposite sex is a fantastic experience and should be shared more often.
but I guess for the internet forum kids, 12+ penises may as well be a boatload of penises.
being that I've had both ends of this..
one was 10inches of fun, no lie.
and the other, well, not so well-endowed.
the cocky son-of-a-bitch that was packing couldn't live up to his own hype,
and my little friend was the best time I've ever had.
Bigger isn't always better. It's all about how you do it.
If she's not complaining, take it as a joke and move on... or hey, I'm available ;)
#43 - On 03/02/2009 at 3:36pm by breezybonnie
damn thats dirty. i would expect that to be a joke. well atleast you have a great personality! lmbo my sympathies friend
#44 - On 03/21/2009 at 12:12am by spitfire921
it ain't the size of the wave, it's the motion of the ocean ;-)
#45 - On 03/28/2009 at 6:55pm by louisianagrrrrl
Well, count yourself lucky, my friend. Having a small penis isn't a bad thing, anyway---though a lot of guys seem to think it is, for whatever reason. I can't even have sex with my boyfriend because his penis is on the larger side, which really sucks.
So... no complaints, okay?
#48 - On 04/04/2009 at 4:33pm by IntoRapture
"Male enhancement" pills don't make you bigger. They just increase your libido, your sperm, plus the firmness and frequency of erections.
#49 - On 04/27/2009 at 3:14pm by christopherlove
