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Today, my girlfriend and I were up late watching tv when an infomercial for "male enhancement" came on. I grabbed for my phone to make a call when my girlfriend said "O honey, dont buy that, it's okay that you're small." I was checking my voicemails. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (36865) - you deserved it (4191)

On 02/20/2009 at 3:15pm - misc - by allyshah - United States (District of Columbia)

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