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Today, I told my mom I was 3 months pregnant, expecting her to be happy. Instead, she screamed that I was no longer her daughter and she never wanted to see me again before throwing me out of her house, because I got pregnant out of wedlock. Nice math mom. I've been married for 5 months. FML


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On 03/07/2010 at 5:27am - misc - by notamathematician (woman) - United States (Washington)

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Was she in a coma?

#1 - On 03/07/2010 at 10:09am by ReyEr9412

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Wow! Did she miss the wedding?

#9 - On 03/07/2010 at 10:12am by MiniJenny

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