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Today, I went to Starbucks to use the bathroom. After I knocked on the door, and turned the handle, this little old lady rips the door open and goes "I WAS TAKING A DUMP. YOU WANNA COME IN AND WIPE MY SHIT? DO YOU?!" and then continued to ask me the same question for five minutes. FML


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On 03/06/2010 at 9:38pm - misc - by bathroomblunder (woman) - Canada (Manitoba)

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#1 - On 03/07/2010 at 3:08am by strandedinalimo

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YDI for being one of those people who don't wait for a response after knocking and before entering. Knocking means "Is it okay if I come in?", not "I'M COMING IN NOW!!!"

#3 - On 03/07/2010 at 3:09am by Quest_

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