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Today, my girlfriend told me that she had an ultrasound tomorrow morning. With a confused look on my face, she said to me "don't worry, it's not yours." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (110132) - you deserved it (5715)

On 04/08/2009 at 1:43pm - misc - by Crazy09 - United States (Michigan)

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Maybe she's a surrogate mother and forgot to tell you?

#1 - On 04/08/2009 at 8:13pm by adelaide_evening

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Ultrasounds can be used for things other than pregnancy.

#4 - On 04/08/2009 at 8:18pm by theshewolf

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