Today, my girlfriend told me that she had an ultrasound tomorrow morning. With a confused look on my face, she said to me "don't worry, it's not yours." FML
I agree, your life sucks (93902) - you deserved it (4010)
On 04/08/2009 at 1:43pm - misc - by Crazy09 - United States (Michigan)
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Maybe she's a surrogate mother and forgot to tell you?
#1 - On 04/08/2009 at 8:13pm by adelaide_evening
See in context
Maybe its a tumor.
#3 - On 04/08/2009 at 8:15pm by zander09
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
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