Love: Today, my girlfriend told me that she had an ultrasound tomorrow...

By Crazy09 - 08/04/2009 17:43 - United States

Today, my girlfriend told me that she had an ultrasound tomorrow morning. With a confused look on my face, she said to me, "Don't worry, it's not yours." FML

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By Crash44 - 08/07/2019 02:03

Today, my girlfriend and I broke the news to my parents that we're having a baby. The first words out of my dad's mouth were, "It's probably not yours." FML

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By Anonymous - 05/03/2010 12:54 - United States

Today, my girlfriend blew up at me for a comment I had made several weeks ago about not wanting kids. Then, she told me that she's pregnant. After consoling her and telling her that whatever we do, we'll do it together, she further explained that she's not sure if it's mine. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/02/2011 23:29 - United States

Today, I went to get an ultrasound of my reproductive system done because I was having some abdominal pain. Everything was fine until the tech suddenly gasped and said, "Oh my God! You have two uteruses! Want me to print off a picture so you can show them off to your friends?" FML

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By captainuniverse - 14/05/2016 05:53 - United States - Nashville

Today, my girlfriend told me she was pregnant. She also said I'm going to be an uncle. FML

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By Haitwun - 14/12/2015 07:29 - United States - El Monte

Today, my girlfriend tells me she missed her period this month. I felt excited until she said, "I will let you know the results of the paternity test." I was not aware we needed a paternity test. FML

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By sadh3 - 13/10/2017 04:30

Today, my pregnant girlfriend asked me if she should take a pregnancy test to make sure the baby is really hers. FML

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By ashily24 - 07/02/2018 15:00

Today, I went and had my first ultrasound done. My husband said he had a meeting at work, and couldn't come. As I was leaving, I saw him at the doctor's office with another heavily pregnant woman. FML

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By XxOx - 04/02/2010 01:18 - France

Today, my mom is going with me for a general check-up at the doctor's office. She just told me she had a nightmare last night that she went to the doctor with me, and he told her I'm pregnant. I am pregnant. I was about to tell her. FML

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By anonymous - 06/09/2016 03:05 - United States - Monroe

Today, my girlfriend told me that she didn't know we were actually dating. FML

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By nicolette5785452 - 16/11/2010 15:34 - United States

Today, I shadowed an ultrasound technician for my future career. She did an ultrasound on me to show me how to do the job. I found out I was pregnant. FML

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adelaide_evening 0

Thursday 9 April 2009 2:13

Maybe she's a surrogate mother and forgot to tell you?

theshewolf 0

Thursday 9 April 2009 2:18

Ultrasounds can be used for things other than pregnancy.

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Xodus_LT 0

Thursday 9 April 2009 9:09

Ouch thats rough buddy.

alex_vik 0

Thursday 9 April 2009 9:17

#89 also probably gets bitchy when someone says "Falcon Punch".

nodbor 11

Thursday 9 April 2009 9:36

and you still call her your girlfriend?

humpty_dumpty_fml 0

Thursday 9 April 2009 10:17

dude she might have said that because she had to make an ultrasound anyways for any medical reason, and grabbed the chance to joke with it and see the dead rabbit look on your face. i can perfectly see the joke in it, but that's just my optimistic side :D

Curtieeeez 0

Thursday 9 April 2009 11:36

If she's pregnant, DUMP THAT *****. But she could not be. I'm male/15, and I had an ultrasound of my tumour. Ya, males get ultrasounds too >: D FYL though.

youaresofucked 0

Thursday 9 April 2009 11:58

If she says "IT ISN'T YOURS" that probably means she not just getting an ultrasound for ******* kidney stones ..

Zic_fml 7

Thursday 9 April 2009 12:35

If you've been dating for quite a long time, then I'd suggest you get rid of that **** as fast as you can. Better hope she was joking!

tipple 0

Thursday 9 April 2009 13:20

#95 She could have meant, jokingly, "The kidney stone wasn't fathered by you." You know, comedy. Speaking about one thing as if it is another. She could also have meant it sarcastically - in response to his "confused look". Maybe she had been talking to him the the previous 5 minutes about her kidney stone, or fibroid, or whatever, and how much it was hurting. Then (possibly after some interruption) she says: "I'm getting an ultrasound tomorrow". BF makes the connection: "ultrasound -> pregnant" and looks confused. GF says sarcastically "Don't worry, it's not yours."