By Crazy09 - 08/04/2009 17:43 - United States

Today, my girlfriend told me that she had an ultrasound tomorrow morning. With a confused look on my face, she said to me, "Don't worry, it's not yours." FML
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adelaide_evening 0

Maybe she's a surrogate mother and forgot to tell you?

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theshewolf 0

Ultrasounds can be used for things other than pregnancy.

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DankJemo 0

In this case wouldn't it be better if it was yours?

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so_me_fml 0

Thank you, #75, for having the sense to see the truth! Everyone else posting here is WHOOOAA crazy...

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dnm 0

I don't believe the vast majority of these fmylifes -- I just see them as a fun thing to read. But I occasionally feel the need to comment anyway. If this is true, and she is pregnant, and it isn't yours, RUN THE **** AWAY. I'm serious. If you hang around, then in most jurisdictions around the world these days, regardless of biology, you become the kid's primary caregiver, and should she leave you, she can take YOU for child support EVEN THOUGH ITS NOT YOUR KID. As long as you provided the kid's primary care when it was born. So if she is pregnant, and it isn't yours, get out of there. Now.

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fALLyl 0

Keep trying, the next one might be! :P

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Ekkelg 0

DUDE! DUMP HER IN A BLINK OF AN EYE. Then she is going to say that it really is yours. She might pin that baby! LEAVE!

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m4hornets 0

"Don't worry, it's not yours" -- HER "Deuces, bitch!" -- YOU

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