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Today, I went to dinner with my boyfriend. After we ordered, I started to unzip his fly really slowly. As I put my hand in his boxers, he stands up to greet his mom and dad who were joining us for dinner. FML
And you would be doing this at a public restaurant? You deserved it, don't be so stupid next time.
I hope you intended on washing your hands before eating.
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Friday 7 March 2014