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Today, I went to dinner wit ma boyfriend. After we ordered, I started to unzip is fly really slowly. As I put ma and in is boxers, e stands up to greet is mom and dado were joining us for dinner. big fat FML

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I agree, your life sucks (18433) - you deserved it (100839)

On 04/08/2009 at 8:32am - misc - by cdoyle - Canada (Ontario)

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And you would be doing this at a public restaurant? You deserved it, don't be so stupid next time.

#1 - On 04/08/2009 at 2:14pm by checkyesbecca

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I hope you intended on washing your hands before eating.

#4 - On 04/08/2009 at 2:17pm by e86

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