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Today, I went to dinner with my boyfriend. After we ordered, I started to unzip his fly really slowly. As I put my hand in his boxers, he stands up to greet his mom and dad who were joining us for dinner. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (13391) - you deserved it (72927)

On 04/08/2009 at 8:32am - misc - by cdoyle - Canada (Ontario)

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