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Today, I was at the gym with my friends when they invited me to do a few bench presses. Since I'd never done any before, I decided to start with no weights on the bar and work my way up from there. I wound up pinned beneath the bar, calling for my friend to come free me. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (44581) - you deserved it (20702)

On 04/08/2009 at 7:17am - misc - by MarcusJones713 (man) - United States (North Carolina)

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you dont deserve that bc it is my assumption that 98% of the population can lift a 45 lb barbell. 7-12 yr olds included.

Spotter next time homeboy. Always when trying new exercises and eat that protein mix after workouts. Sounds like you need to gain some weight and muscle

#2 - On 04/08/2009 at 2:14pm by wompwompwomp

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Don't be so pathetic next time.

#6 - On 04/08/2009 at 2:21pm by dudewithface

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