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Today, I was at the gym with my friends when they invited me to do a few bench presses. Since I'd never done any before, I decided to start with no weights on the bar and work my way up from there. I wound up pinned beneath the bar, calling for my friend to come free me. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (39104) - you deserved it (16463)

On 04/08/2009 at 7:17am - misc - by MarcusJones713 (man) - United States (North Carolina)

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fail... no offense

#1 - On 04/08/2009 at 2:14pm by RavensRule97

See in context

+6

Don't be so pathetic next time.

#6 - On 04/08/2009 at 2:21pm by dudewithface

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+5

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