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Today, I was with my friend and her entire family at a restaurant. While we were eating, her brother who is really cute asked what "brown sauce" is. I said thats probably 'penis' sauce. I'd meant to say 'peanut sauce' but the damage was done. The entire family just stared. FML


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On 02/26/2010 at 4:10am - misc - by princess4242 (woman) - India (Delhi)

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lol :')
"the damage was done!"

#4 - On 02/26/2010 at 10:12am by PsychoMerk

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Well, now we know what you were really thinking about. Gotta love those Freudian Slips.

#11 - On 02/26/2010 at 10:45am by boopityboppity

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