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Today, I was woken by my alarm. I got really tangled up in my blankets, and struggled frantically to untangle myself so I could turn off the alarm. I not only kneed myself in the face, but I accidentally punched myself in the nuts too. Hard. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (8534) - you deserved it (13107)

On 02/22/2010 at 2:51pm - misc - by sacked (man) - United States (New Jersey)

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