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Today, I was in a store using the only bathroom there. After I was done, I realized I couldn't open the door. Panicked it locked me in, I banged on the door, and screamed for help. The security and a whole group of people gathered, only to find that I was pulling the door instead of pushing it. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (11380) - you deserved it (65838)

On 04/07/2009 at 11:51am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Japan

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