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Today, I was in a store using the only bathroom there. After I was done, I realized I couldn't open the door. Panicked it locked me in, I banged on the door, and screamed for help. The security and a whole group of people gathered, only to find that I was pulling the door instead of pushing it. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (15162) - you deserved it (85125)

On 04/07/2009 at 11:51am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Japan

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The door didn't give outwards at all when you were banging on it?

#1 - On 04/07/2009 at 2:07pm by paddyhb

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#1 has it right. If you were banging on it, it would have opened. Either way, you're a moron.

#4 - On 04/07/2009 at 2:09pm by Shadic

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