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Today, they were handing out free razors in the mall. I went up to get my free sample, but the woman just smiled and said, "Sorry honey, they're sharp, and not for children." I'm 25. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (34573) - you deserved it (1809)

On 02/20/2009 at 12:17am - misc - by Noname - United States (New York)

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i TOTALLY get you.

I'm 18 and I was at a Candy/Fudge store down in the tourist-area of the city I live in.

They were giving free samples of fudge and the lady was like, "Are any of your parents around? I need to make sure you aren't allergic before I can give you one."

I wanted to punch her out.

#1 - On 02/20/2009 at 6:58am by jscene

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Yeah, I feel you on that one... I'm 21, 5'4 and 105 pounds, btw I'm a guy...

#8 - On 02/20/2009 at 9:47am by Goddamnit

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