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Today, they were handing out free razors in the mall. I went up to get my free sample, but the woman just smiled and said, "Sorry honey, they're sharp, and not for children." I'm 25. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (33359) - you deserved it (1716)

On 02/20/2009 at 12:17am - misc - by Noname - United States (New York)

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