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Today, while playing Star Wars: The Force Unleashed, my phone rang, and I instinctively tried to pick it up with the Force. I kept trying until it stopped ringing. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (6069) - you deserved it (39956)

On 02/20/2010 at 2:04pm - misc - by analinguist (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

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Um yea, next time don't give darth vadar your number and you won't have to worry about your callers undermining your great powers.

#4 - On 02/20/2010 at 7:11pm by ChihiruLee

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That's awesome.

#1 - On 02/20/2010 at 7:10pm by Maddoctor

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