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Today, my mom called asking for advice on how to flirt with her personal trainer. I thought she was joking and asked her what Dad would think. Turns out they're getting divorced. They decided this three weeks ago. No one told me. FML
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Hm... So what if you father is divorcing you mom because she's fat! At least she's looking for personal trainers to ride her giant gaping vagina~
But seriously dude... I think people can fit inside there. Your dad is missing out on the greatness known as huge cooch.
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Friday 14 March 2014