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Today, my mom called asking for advice on how to flirt with her personal trainer. I thought she was joking and asked her what Dad would think. Turns out they're getting divorced. They decided this three weeks ago. No one told me. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (21056) - you deserved it (1363)

On 02/18/2010 at 1:06am - misc - by ApparentlyEmo (woman) - United States (New York)

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ooh unlucky.
That sucks!!!

#1 - On 02/18/2010 at 6:04am by JD_88

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Hm... So what if you father is divorcing you mom because she's fat! At least she's looking for personal trainers to ride her giant gaping vagina~

But seriously dude... I think people can fit inside there. Your dad is missing out on the greatness known as huge cooch.

#2 - On 02/18/2010 at 6:09am by MadaZer0

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