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Today, my mom called asking for advice on how to flirt with her personal trainer. I thought she was joking and asked her what Dad would think. Turns out they're getting divorced. They decided this three weeks ago. No one told me. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (25834) - you deserved it (1673)

On 02/18/2010 at 1:06am - misc - by ApparentlyEmo (woman) - United States (New York)

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Wow your mother doesn't wait long not even divorced yet and looking for action. FYL OP how inappropriate for your mother to break the news that way.

#17 - On 02/18/2010 at 7:43am by Hermyoni

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Well, that's one way of finding out about a divorce...

#12 - On 02/18/2010 at 7:15am by Starfire22

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