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Today, it's my sixteenth birthday and my mom promised me she'd buy me a car. She came home with a toy lego car. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (15433) - you deserved it (13541)

On 02/12/2010 at 2:24pm - misc - by RaceCar (man) - United States (Alabama)

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quit expecting everything to be handed to you. A lot of people don't get cars for their 16th birthday. A lot of people don't get their first car until after college and it's a piece of shit.

#9 - On 02/12/2010 at 5:45pm by xundria

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Haha, at least your mom has a sense of humour. Fuck off with your car. Go buy your own, you spoiled sod.

#13 - On 02/12/2010 at 5:47pm by bmach

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