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Today, I went out for a smoke before dinner. I glanced through the window only to see my husband take my cooking scissors, cut his toe nails and then put them back in the utensils canister without washing them. FML
hahaha. you should have gone back in and started a conversation while casually using the scissors to cut your pubic hairs and see what he does
YDI for smoking!
naaah just kidding, that's gross!
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Friday 5 February 2016