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Today, I went out for a smoke before dinner. I glanced through the window only to see my husband take my cooking scissors, cut his toe nails and then put them back in the utensils canister without washing them. FML

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On 02/05/2010 at 10:14am - misc - by fububc - Sent from mobile version

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hahaha. you should have gone back in and started a conversation while casually using the scissors to cut your pubic hairs and see what he does

#3 - On 02/05/2010 at 1:57pm by darienlake

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YDI for smoking!

naaah just kidding, that's gross!

#5 - On 02/05/2010 at 1:58pm by RipIt

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