Miscellaneous: Today, one of my friends pointed out I'm starting to get a mustache!... - FML

By Anonymous - 05/02/2010 06:25 - United States

Today, one of my friends pointed out I'm starting to get a mustache! - "You're finally a man!" To bad it's my 15th birthday, and I'm a girl. FML

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By harry - 04/12/2009 05:55 - Hong Kong

Today, I started growing hair on my upper lip. I'm finally becoming a man! Too bad I'm a 17 year old girl. FML

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By xxxchelsiexxx - 06/02/2011 06:02 - United States

Today, I was hanging out with my two friends. My hair was hanging over my upper lip, making it look like I had a big mustache. "Hey, look guys!" I said. "I have a mustache!" "I know," they both said without looking. I'm a girl. FML

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By Kay - 23/02/2010 20:36 - United Kingdom

Today, I was looking down at my chest and noticed the hairs growing upon it. For a 16 year old, it's pretty impressive. It's a shame that I'm a girl though. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/12/2011 02:16 - United Kingdom

Today, I noticed that my facial hair had grown by an acceptable amount. I spoke to my Dad and decided to show him, thinking he would approve of my manliness. His exact words when I showed him were, "Nah, son. You just look like a lesbian." FML

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By unbelievable - 02/02/2009 11:04 - United States

Today, my boyfriend told me he'd help me shave my mustache. I'm a girl. FML

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By Beardedlady - 27/09/2018 23:00 - United States - Madison

Today, my mom told me that I need to shave my beard because it's getting too long. This wouldn't be so bad if it weren't for the fact that I'm a woman. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/04/2020 20:00

Today, I turned 30. I still can't grow any facial hair. FML

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By anonymous - 05/01/2011 04:17 - United States

Today, I was talking to a really cute guy. He leaned closer and I thought he was going to kiss me. Instead, he leaned back, laughed and said, "Wow. You're growing a mustache." FML

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By jessel_ladd92 - 09/09/2013 06:42 - United States

Today, after growing my hair out for over a year and constantly being told that it makes me look like a girl, I finally cut it. The first thing my friends said when they saw me was that I now look like a "lesbian." FML

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By stubble - 13/11/2009 06:26 - Canada

Today, I had to meet my mother. Being a college student, I decided I was too lazy to shave this morning. She noticed the stubble on my face, and started crying because I'm growing up. I'm 23 years-old. My dad yelled at me for making my mom cry. FML

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Top comments

lucifer69_fml 0

Friday 5 February 2010 12:26

today, the same 'friend' also happened to point out I have a penis! too bad I'm a girl.....

Quest_ 13

Friday 5 February 2010 14:39

What is so 'unhygienic' about a girl having a little fuzz on her face? That's a pretty ignorant and completely illogical thing to say.

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azurablade 0

Friday 5 February 2010 12:13

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warrenx16x 0

Friday 5 February 2010 12:38

please tell me u shaved it!

ericvolp12 0

Friday 5 February 2010 13:44

is this real life?

ISellHerbs 0

Friday 5 February 2010 13:47

It's not real life, its a copy. Seen this one multiple times and this one sticks out among the women with mustaches.

maskedman 9

Friday 5 February 2010 13:53

how many roads must a man walk down? or what is six times seven?

ericvolp12 0

Friday 5 February 2010 13:59

I was trying to start bohemian rhapsody

Brave_Sir_Robin 4

Friday 5 February 2010 14:09

I see a little silhouetto of a man,

null_fml 11

Friday 5 February 2010 14:15

But WHY were you trying to start Bohemian Rhapsody? I can't figure out the relevance, unless it's that Freddie Mercury had one hell of a mustache. But if you were trying to start a song, the correct lyrics might have helped. And more than one line - you need enough of the song to be unmistakable.

shadow33456 1

Friday 5 February 2010 14:16

hot

ModernWarfare3_fml 0

Friday 5 February 2010 14:29

I like your picture shadow :)))

maskedman 9

Friday 5 February 2010 15:23

I thought we were doing HHGTTG.

natedog193 0

Friday 5 February 2010 15:56

mama, i just killed a man

joshhh11 0

Friday 5 February 2010 18:13

are you eastern european?

Epic_Phale615 0

Friday 5 February 2010 18:14

This is a ripoff of another fml -.- **** you, not your life.

ebbomega 0

Friday 5 February 2010 18:58

Why would you be starting Bohemian Rhapsody with the David After Dentist line? The Queen lyrics are "Is the THE real life"

ZleveL 0

Friday 5 February 2010 19:19

or maybe she's just brown

Brave_Sir_Robin 4

Friday 5 February 2010 19:29

#87 - Freddie Mercury would like to have a word with you about getting lyrics right...

betseyville 6

Friday 5 February 2010 19:54

no one here seems to know the actual lyrics. it's "Is this the real life?"

ILoveBlair 0

Saturday 6 February 2010 6:10

Shaving it is horrible, it'll grow right away. Visit the salon to get it waxed!

kyhoops13 5

Tuesday 26 February 2013 2:00

Time to start waxing

Ochi_fml 0

Friday 5 February 2010 12:14

lol, tgat sucks

masimoto 0

Saturday 6 February 2010 1:46

is this a fantasy?

22cute 17

Monday 12 March 2012 4:37

Lots of girl have mustaches, Honey, just wax it off.

Tuptup_fml 0

Friday 5 February 2010 12:15

That's hawt.

wwoww102 0

Friday 5 February 2010 12:17

definatly go with a handlebar. just sayin!

ilysweetcupcake 1

Friday 5 February 2010 12:17

aww well, that's life.

krislia 0

Friday 5 February 2010 12:20

wax it!...

aFMLaddict 0

Friday 5 February 2010 12:22

hahahaha, that sucks, atleast you don't have a beard grow?

kira822_fml 0

Friday 5 February 2010 12:22

Try a wax. I just got one on my eyebrows before anyone could say I has a unibrow. Genetics suck, huh?

evolkiller 2

Friday 5 February 2010 12:24

WAX!!!

lucifer69_fml 0

Friday 5 February 2010 12:26

today, the same 'friend' also happened to point out I have a penis! too bad I'm a girl.....

Horney4her69 0

Friday 5 February 2010 16:47

ha, perfect. :)

castano10 0

Monday 23 May 2011 6:02

u have boob

bigpenus 0

Friday 5 February 2010 12:27

ur ugly

infiniti_G 0

Friday 5 February 2010 12:47

THEY SEE ME TROLLIN...

Anteezy 7

Friday 5 February 2010 15:03

They hatin'

ALegitNinja 0

Friday 5 February 2010 15:41

They hopin' that they gonna catch me right in trollin'

metazoanhaddock 11

Saturday 6 February 2010 9:06

gonna catch me right in trollin'

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