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Today, I realized that the only reason my boyfriend has been coming over to hang out at my house for the past two months is because my little brother has an N64. I have become a third wheel to their mario kart dates. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (18795) - you deserved it (2641)

On 01/30/2010 at 4:40am - misc - by wowsucks (woman) - United States (Missouri)

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Maybe if you played with his Wii a little more, you'd give him a different reason to come.

#11 - On 01/30/2010 at 10:17am by perdix

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N64 is obviously better than you.

#6 - On 01/30/2010 at 10:12am by SHAAAAAARK

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