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Man or woman?

Today, my mom asked me if I would be embarrassed if she got a tramp stamp. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (21177) - you deserved it (1580)

On 01/28/2010 at 8:12pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Illinois)

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the fact its called a tramp stamp should answer the q

#4 - On 01/29/2010 at 3:29am by Ottoman81

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Here we use the term "Arschgeweih" (literal translation "ass antlers") since most tramp stamps you see here are tribals...

I really don't mind if a girl has a tattoo as long as it is discreet (in a liberal sense)...but imho showing one's asscrack is disgusting enough without some artful symbol screaming "LOOK, HERE WE PRODUCE CRAP!"...

Anyhow, I got a totally unrelated question...

Why are people almost always (well, not (yet) in this thread) complaining about the use of your instead of you're and - to a lesser extent - spelling in general, but seemingly nobody* comments on "definately"?

*At least I haven't seen anyone yet.

#16 - On 01/29/2010 at 4:43am by Subtext

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