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Today, I got laid off from work. I was being escorted to the elevator when another coworker stepped inside. He said, "How goes it?". I said, "It goes". Then he said, "At least we have a job". FML


I agree, your life sucks (70137) - you deserved it (3527)

On 04/02/2009 at 1:36am - misc - by Dude - United States (California)

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#4, how was what he said untruthful? He didn't lie, he just said "it goes". Maybe he didn't want to talk about it right away.

#3, yeah because posting an FML takes all day. I'm sure he's looking for another job.

#7 - On 04/02/2009 at 10:46am by SpunkT

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Today, I stopped to talk to a depressed-looking coworker in the elevator. I tried to cheer him up by saying, "At least we still have a job, right?" Turns out he just got laid off. FML

#10 - On 04/02/2009 at 10:58am by MaranDoll

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