FML : Today, I found out I'm getting laid off. However, they're keeping my coworker who rarely shows up and sleeps all the time when he's there. FML

Today, I found out I'm getting laid off. However, they're keeping my coworker who rarely shows up and sleeps all the time when he's there. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous - / Saturday 8 January 2011 08:38 / United States

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By xShannonxSammyx | 7

#1943034 - Saturday 8 January 2011 15:58

Ouch. I'm sorry, OP. Find a better workplace! Good luck <3

By SuperSeriouslyFM | 0

#1943207 - Saturday 8 January 2011 16:32

Number 6, don't think of it as feeding unemployed assholes. Think of it as working for your country's right to actually have food.

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By xShannonxSammyx | 7

#1943034 - Saturday 8 January 2011 15:58

Ouch. I'm sorry, OP. Find a better workplace! Good luck <3

AMagicalLeoplura | 0

#1945187 - Sunday 9 January 2011 7:52

but op never says what he does at work, for all we know he's worse than the other guy

By nlr | 9

#1943042 - Saturday 8 January 2011 16:00

ouch yeah might wanna find a new job

By Taq_fml | 0

#1943051 - Saturday 8 January 2011 16:00

Well, maybe you should have done the same and maybe you wouldn't have gotten fired!!

By FYLDeep | 25

#1943135 - Saturday 8 January 2011 16:13

Maybe he's still more productive than you.

By FMLsOhilarious | 6

#1943152 - Saturday 8 January 2011 16:20

Everyone knows you're supposed to not show up for work and whenever you do go, sleep. Gosh OP, who taught you your work ethic?

By loshysucks | 0

#1943196 - Saturday 8 January 2011 16:29

omfg that dude in ur pic is so damn hot.

By SuperSeriouslyFM | 0

#1943207 - Saturday 8 January 2011 16:32

Number 6, don't think of it as feeding unemployed assholes. Think of it as working for your country's right to actually have food.

Damien_Smoove | 0

#1945124 - Sunday 9 January 2011 6:28

Would make more sense as a G.W.Bush meal tho.

By lolol_BKYCHO | 3

#1943234 - Saturday 8 January 2011 16:36

Bastards.

By you_failed | 15

#1943241 - Saturday 8 January 2011 16:41

Aww man! I hope you can find a BETTER job that actually appreciates good workers like you unlike your ex-boss!

By CutiePie_101 | 7

#1943267 - Saturday 8 January 2011 16:44

Aww, sorry OP. That sucks. I hope the next place you work at appreciates your work ethnics :)

Althos_fml | 5

#1943403 - Saturday 8 January 2011 17:27

He wanted to say "ethic" I guess.

Sirin_fml | 46

#1943584 - Saturday 8 January 2011 18:49

Autocorrect gets the best of us.

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