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Today, one of my baseball teammates thought it would be funny to perform a "cup-check", by hitting our crotches with the end of a baseball bat. I was actually watching the game, so I didn't see him when he came up and hit me. I wasn't wearing a cup. My nuts have shrunk by half of regular size. FML
If your [future] kids say they've never had a near-death experience, tell them differently!
Your teammate is a complete ass. Hit him in the nuts next time you see him, he deserves that shit.
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Friday 7 March 2014