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Today, I was walking on a main street downtown. Suddenly, I felt someone slap my butt. I turned around, expecting to be my girlfriend who was to meet me there and almost gave an old homeless man a kiss on the cheek. FML


I agree, your life sucks (26783) - you deserved it (4226)

On 01/23/2010 at 3:05am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

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Homeless people action is totally the hottest.

#1 - On 01/23/2010 at 10:11am by phara

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Bums need love too!

#4 - On 01/23/2010 at 10:14am by CallMeHush

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