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Today, I was riding my dorm elevator from the 5th floor to the 1st by myself. Since the elevator is really slow, I pulled my pants and underwear down just for kicks. Just then, the door opened to let a girl on at the 4th floor. FML

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On 01/20/2010 at 12:27am - misc - by embareassed (man) - United States (Ohio)

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Why the hell would you do that? Pervert. Besides, a lot of elevators have cameras too.

#3 - On 01/20/2010 at 6:14am by startafire

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F HER life. Also, what you did is not normal even if you weren't caught. You need professional assistance. YDI.

#5 - On 01/20/2010 at 6:16am by geppy

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