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Today, I walked into Jamba Juice like I do every day. I decided to order something different than I usually do, and was flattered when the cashier recognized me. Then he switched places with another employee, and from the back room I hear "Hey, ugly's back again." FML


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On 01/18/2010 at 8:56pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

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aww they Nickname you that means they care<3 you're there friend now lol

#1 - On 01/19/2010 at 3:15am by jair_lhao

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Being as Jamba Juice is a large franchise, you have the option of writing to the company to complain.

#11 - On 01/19/2010 at 3:51am by intensitive

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