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Today, I got my cell phone bill. I pay for 700 minutes per month. I used 9 last month. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (14598) - you deserved it (13911)

On 01/14/2010 at 2:04pm - misc - by light_talker (man) - United States (Kansas)

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Get ATT, they have rollover minutes and let you keep what you don't use.

#24 - On 01/14/2010 at 6:54pm by russianspy1234

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I use hardly any minutes, but hundreds of text messages. I don't like talking on the phone much.

#13 - On 01/14/2010 at 5:59pm by stormoftara

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