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Today, I locked myself, drunk and naked, out of my hotel room. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (7579) - you deserved it (37006)

On 01/13/2010 at 9:04pm - misc - by nekkiddrunk - United States

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What's so bad about that? You were drunk and free. That's a win.

#6 - On 01/14/2010 at 3:43am by 24788

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idiot i would have laugh at you and taken pictures to laugh at you later in life

#2 - On 01/14/2010 at 3:32am by jair_lhao

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