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Today, I was taking a warm shower when someone in my house flushed the toilet, making the shower extremely hot. In my rush to get out so I wouldn't get burned, I slipped and knocked a tooth out. FML


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On 01/13/2010 at 4:40pm - misc - by soccercrazed1520 - Sent from mobile version

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Why wouldn't you just move out of the spray instead of trying to run out of the shower?

#4 - On 01/13/2010 at 7:14pm by epoh

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is it that hard to turn the water off? anyways fyl

#6 - On 01/13/2010 at 7:21pm by randomwtf

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