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Today, I was wearing a shirt that had a picture of a squirrel and acorns with a caption reading "Protect Your Nuts". My dad walked up to me, read my shirt, then punched me in the balls. FML

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On 01/09/2010 at 12:01am - misc - by squirrel (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

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finally, im not the only person in america who has that shirt

#2 - On 01/09/2010 at 6:32am by blasko1022

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Well, you should have been protecting your nuts.

#11 - On 01/09/2010 at 8:06am by D_Thr33

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