Today, I found out that while I was on vacation my neighbor had let my brother into my apartment. I don't have a brother. FML
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Today, I found out via Facebook that my brother got engaged several days ago. Not only did he not tell me, but we live in the same house. FML
Today, I found out that the guy I like was only coming to my house to get closer to my brother. FML
Today, I came home to found all of my belongings out on the street. My roommate, who is also my brother, apparantly neglected to pay his part of the rent, and we got evicted. FML
Today, I came home to find my brother making out with my girlfriend while taking a selfie. FML
Today, I found out that my brother has been stealing money from me for the past five months. FML
Today, I found out that my creepy neighbor paid a guy to install a camera in my bathroom. It's been there for three months. The guy he paid? My brother. FML
Today, my girlfriend came over to visit me and my brother at our apartment. I left for just five minutes to fix us lunch. When I got back, she was making out with my brother. FML
Today, my mother told me that I could take a friend on vacation with us. Then she added that because I have no friends, my brother can bring his girlfriend instead. FML
Today, I found out why my boyfriend won't come over anymore. He and my brother apparently had a "thing" before we started dating. FML
Today, I was told I have a brother… By a stranger in a parking lot, while leaving my grandfather's wake. FML
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arielhoee 9
Why would your neighbor have access to your apartment? :p
jair_lhao 0
tell your neighbor for a description and go to the police duh :P
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Comments (46)
wazdog 4
Meh. Details would be nice.
Mustardnight 3
Seems pretty damn clear to me guy.
wazdog 4
Just wondering how much was stolen. It could range from not much to game over.
neonokku 0
THAT SUCKS CALL THE COPS
hellokittywhore 0
LMFAO!!! at wazdog not the fml but I think you could sue him the neibhor WTF it's not his place to let someone in your apartment. DICK
KingGeorgeGal 12
Dude, put two and two together.
arielhoee 9
Why would your neighbor have access to your apartment? :p
lynx_fml 0
I assume they trust (or trusted) them. It's nice to know someone has an extra set of your keys if you lose them or there's an emergency.
Spider_fml 9
Or to water the plants, feed the fish. Strange though, how someone found out who had the key, convinced them he was your brother and got them to let him in to your house, even though he could obviously not be visiting YOU. Who is that stupid? Feel sorry for you OP, I'm hoping the only damage is a slept-in bed or an empty fridge, but you're probably not that lucky...
peaceSUCKAh 0
that's what I was thinking :D
xxxsportygurlxxx 0
whooopsiee
amberbby69 6
haha, you'll come back to a clean empty apartment. lol FYL
Kajay1978 0
u deserve it for going on vacation!
jair_lhao 0
tell your neighbor for a description and go to the police duh :P
thatssomeBS 9
ydi for letting your neighbor have access to your apartment...
soupey_fml 0
That was a stupid thing to say... who will feed the pets, water the plants etc.?
littlelizard111 0
I agree with #682!!!!!!!!!
Spac3Ghost 0
whos 682?
Masenko7 12
he's predicting
JOEBOBARNOLD 15
It's not even at 50 yet lol
CallMeHush 0
Don't worry I picked up after myself for the most part, you should change your sheets though... Oh ya, your shampoo sucks, you should try a different brand.
iBrittanyy 17
Eh, that's kinda scary.