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Today, I found out that while I was on vacation my neighbor had let my brother into my apartment. I don't have a brother. FML


I agree, your life sucks (28503) - you deserved it (1505)

On 01/07/2010 at 7:21pm - misc - by Darkness162000 - France

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tell your neighbor for a description and go to the police duh :P

#6 - On 01/08/2010 at 3:35am by jair_lhao

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Ouch. That's terrible.

It's like my little brother wondering if our absent next door neighbours were moving as he saw some 'removal' guys that he saw who came in and removed their computer and television the day before. Thanks for mentioning it earlier, bro.

#15 - On 01/08/2010 at 5:17am by fireandice27

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