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Today, it was snowing. I slipped on the ice and fell in the middle of the road, dislocating my left shoulder and knee. As I was screaming in pain and trying to stand up, two boys on the pavement threw snowballs at me while everyone in the cars just drove around me. FML

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On 01/06/2010 at 4:15pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (London)

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As soon as your shoulder gets better kick the shit out of them :)

#9 - On 01/06/2010 at 7:43pm by iambatman123

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hey,spaceghost, doesn't matter the weight. just have to land on them to dislocate them.in fact, if you break your fall with your hand, it'll travel up the arm and dislocate shoulder and possibly tear rotator cuff. knees will tear the meniscus, cartilage in the knee. from an emt who's been there.

#27 - On 01/06/2010 at 8:21pm by snafu57

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