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Today, it was snowing. I slipped on the ice and fell in the middle of the road, dislocating my left shoulder and knee. As I was screaming in pain and trying to stand up, two boys on the pavement threw snowballs at me while everyone in the cars just drove around me. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (34320) - you deserved it (2525)

On 01/06/2010 at 4:15pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (London)

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i believe it, ppl are so inconsiderate, just like the ones who are calling fake right now
you are probably the same ones who would not help a person in need and u know it
if u see someone who needs help, be a HUMAN and HELP THEM. fuken retards.

#36 - On 01/06/2010 at 9:01pm by kushi

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As soon as your shoulder gets better kick the shit out of them :)

#9 - On 01/06/2010 at 7:43pm by iambatman123

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