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Today, it was snowing. I slipped on the ice and fell in the middle of the road, dislocating my left shoulder and knee. As I was screaming in pain and trying to stand up, two boys on the pavement threw snowballs at me while everyone in the cars just drove around me. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (27417) - you deserved it (2022)

On 01/06/2010 at 4:15pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (London)

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i believe it, ppl are so inconsiderate, just like the ones who are calling fake right now
you are probably the same ones who would not help a person in need and u know it
if u see someone who needs help, be a HUMAN and HELP THEM. fuken retards.

#36 - On 01/06/2010 at 9:01pm by kushi

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hey,spaceghost, doesn't matter the weight. just have to land on them to dislocate them.in fact, if you break your fall with your hand, it'll travel up the arm and dislocate shoulder and possibly tear rotator cuff. knees will tear the meniscus, cartilage in the knee. from an emt who's been there.

#27 - On 01/06/2010 at 8:21pm by snafu57

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