Today, my girlfriend accused me of not having any friends. So I sent out a mass text saying "Hey, what's up?" to prove her wrong. I didn't get any replies. FML
I agree, your life sucks (15328) - you totally deserved it (4438)
On 01/06/2010 at 2:25am - misc - by Nox (man) - United States (North Carolina)
(0)well maybe u should call ur friends more often instead of only doing it to prove a point to ur gf
#2 - On 01/06/2010 at 6:13am by NatzSwifey
(+1)You may be right. Either that, or maybe the OP's friends didn't reply because those messages are annoying. I HATE messages saying "Whats up?". Put more thought into a message! >_
(+1)you mean you sent a txt message to your mother, brother and sister?
#3 - On 01/06/2010 at 6:16am by azurablade
(+1)if you don't have a social life how do you have a girlfriend?
#7 - On 01/06/2010 at 6:49am by redxapplexoxo
(-1)I don't think your life sucks , while you suck. Because you have no friends.
#8 - On 01/06/2010 at 6:59am by tuboshu1986
(0)Go get some friends then! If you are in middle school though, that sucks. It is impossible to make friends or have a life in middle school. But assuming you are older, get a social life!
#9 - On 01/06/2010 at 7:00am by itouchguy360
(-2)Yeah it's almost impossible to make friends when you're surrounded by people the same age with the same up-bringing when you're having classes and doing sports with them 5 days a week for 5 years. Totally agree.
(0)hey... i feel bad for you, the same thing happened to me on new years eve, and i have not gotten a single text back, so i know how you feel,
(0)hey... i feel bad for you, the same thing happened to me on new years eve, and i have not gotten a single text back, so i know how you feel,
(0)lol wow that sux :(when I am bored I get my fone and start textin about 5 people at once and that keeps me occupied:)
#16 - On 01/06/2010 at 8:00am by GiRIsMakingCupca
(0)she said get her cell "fone," not steal people's phones.
#59 - On 01/07/2010 at 1:56am by abradant_spoon
(-1)^ because you have so many fucking friends and they all write back. I see we have another person who mass texts their whole phonebook, fuck yes you legend everyone loves you
that sux, be firm man, start things afresh. and u will know if it was ur mistake or they are just a-hols,, if u made mistake u will know and u can change things,but if they are asses u will know them very well and there decide what the hell to do!! btwy u could have told her 'u always wanted to spend more time with her' and then solve ur antisocial if u hav one ,, 'n next tym don't run to prove people wrong while u there are simple reliable ways..
#18 - On 01/06/2010 at 8:29am by zzy
the really whats up was "" hey this dude never hangout with us and he sent me txt saying what's up: aaah me too.; is it from that lameguy he sent me the same thing""
#21 - On 01/06/2010 at 8:51am by zzy
maybe uve seen it.. but honestly I've never seen it anywhere before, I just imagined the friends reaction after the popup txt and came to that!
#23 - On 01/06/2010 at 9:10am by zzy
(+1)I hate people who just send random text messages saying absolutely nothing. "Hi" or "Hey what's up" would never be responded to by me. It just starts an awkward conversation that ends 2 minutes later anyway.
(+1)Yes, I totally agree with you; there's only two people I would respond to if they texted me that (good thing they wouldn't), but only because I know they would have something else to ask. Otherwise, if I get messages like that, I'm not responding
(0)(crickets)
Well, it looks like your girlfriend is right. Not even the total strangers on FML give a shit about what's up with you.
(sad trombone)
(0)Maybe you should have sent a proper message. If you send me something saying "hey what's up" after we haven't spoken in ages, I'm not going to reply.
#28 - On 01/06/2010 at 9:45am by cookies_for_you
(0)If someone I've never texted before sent me a random message saying "Hey, what's up", I wouldn't reply. I'd just be like o.O
If your girlfriend is really wrong, go out with your friends or something. Or actually, you don't have to prove her anything.
(0)how can she "accuse you" of not having friends? Even if it were true, she's your friend (or so a gf should be) and not having any or many friends isn't a crime.
(0)So what if your girlfriend says you don't have friends? If she's right then oh well; if she's wrong then oh well. It doesn't matter either way. You deserve it for actually being that affected by what she said (and was probably joking about) that you had to send a pointless text message to people.
(-1)No one likes you because you are a worthless douchebag
#39 - On 01/06/2010 at 11:52am by donkey_hang_down
this FML sounds oddly familiar to one that said the exact same thing to his parents...
#40 - On 01/06/2010 at 12:40pm by catticho
(0)Regarding trolls - you can ignore them or reek revenge; it's your call, but whatever you do, don't let them bait you.
Actually, the thought occurs that she might have warned them off by telling them not to reply to your text. Either way though, you got suckered. LMAO xD
#43 - On 01/06/2010 at 1:52pm by blastvortex
(0)YDI for mass texting, and for being a friendless idiot, apparently.
#44 - On 01/06/2010 at 2:02pm by deaditegirl
(0)Indeed what are you supposed to reply to that... "Oh hai I'm just taking a poop what is up with you right about now friend?" It's even worse because the text was probably out of the blue.
(0)Why didn't u text her? Isn't she your girl.Friend? You deserve each other.
#46 - On 01/06/2010 at 2:25pm by me5
(0)Wait, your girlfriend is mad at you for NOT having friends? She should appreciate all the extra time you have to screw her instead of "hanging out with the guys." Unless of course you're not using that extra time to screw her, in which case there's your problem.
(0)How the fuck are people supposed to reply to a random message saying "hey, watsup?"
i mean, what would u say to that? "uhh nothing?"
Put more thougt into the message and maybe your friends will take the time to reply
(0)#62, that's what he might say if he wanted to get his lousy ass dumped.
#63 - On 01/07/2010 at 9:22pm by tacoman007
(0)I wouldn't have replied either. I don't use text messages for inane chatter. That's what the internet is for. Hella lot cheaper to talk crap online than via text messages.
(0)I mean, honestly, if your 'friends' use cellphones, then you don't have any. Otherwise, you could be the most popular person in the world. Harsh reality, not like I'm cool either.
