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Today, my girlfriend accused me of not having any friends. So I sent out a mass text saying "Hey, what's up?" to prove her wrong. I didn't get any replies. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (17950) - you deserved it (5058)

On 01/06/2010 at 2:25am - misc - by Nox (man) - United States (North Carolina)

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