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I get that sort of thing all the time. You want to prove something, and something goes wrong on the day. ie. My keyboard arrows don't work, but when I show my mother, they do. FYL.

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Why would he dump her?! Because she didn't reply to a text? Maybe she was busy or something.

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This is not FML, it's FUNNY. The other side of this is that the gf has a sense of humor...and so does he. No FML here. (Just my opinion, obviously)

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I get that sort of thing all the time. You want to prove something, and something goes wrong on the day. ie. My keyboard arrows don't work, but when I show my mother, they do. FYL.

lol. I'd probably be the bitch that would do the exact same thing to my boyfriend xD. Then I'd show up a week later and say "Fuckers! I'm real!" Nah, I didn't do that to him. He makes sure I show up once a month so people would talk to me. I'm still the "internet predator." D: I'm guessing this is long distance. Talk to her tomorrow and tell her you weren't lying XP. Then ask her to prove her existence.

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He really doesn't have to prove anything to them. If they don't believe them, thats their problem. The way I see it, now you can sneak off to her and your parents wouldn't suspect a thing. win win in that case. Always think of the positives :D

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9, how's that good if op is tryin to prove he's/she's got a gf? the ur parents just send u to a therapist or psyciatrist or some thing. that would suck. trust me. I've been there. as for OP, ={( that's cold

It's okay, my parents call my best friend my "imaginary friend" since he never comes over, despite the fact that my mom has met him in person before, and my dad has seen him respond when I IM him (we don't do this texting crap).

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She was probably just busy, or something. When I text, it takes forever to receive texts. So when I do, sometimes they're a day or two late... ..FYL c:

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