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Today, I was in a hurry to catch a plane. I got half way to the airport and realized I forgot my phone. I drove back to the house and searched for it. I finally gave up and returned to the airport only to find that I was 10 minutes late for my plane. Just then my pocket vibrated. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (8733) - you deserved it (34633)

On 01/05/2010 at 1:40am - misc - by Allen - France

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Wait, you didn't check your pocket? :s

#2 - On 01/05/2010 at 5:47am by IambecomeRAWR

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So you never check your pockets when you can't find something?
YDI

#3 - On 01/05/2010 at 5:48am by Mastyge

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