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Today, my entire extended family was over for Christmas. I opened a gift to see that it was a fruitcake and saw everyone looking at me, smiling. This is their way to tell me that they know I'm gay and that they accept me. I'm straight. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (30428) - you deserved it (3109)

On 12/25/2009 at 2:34pm - misc - by notgay (man) - United States (California)

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O_o why are you complaining? You have a loving family that accepts you and encourages you to be yourself! Feel lucky!

#1 - On 12/25/2009 at 8:27pm by hk

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Am I the only one who doesn't get how giving someone a fruitcake means that you think they're gay?

#16 - On 12/25/2009 at 9:41pm by SaintJimmy

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