Today, I was in the bus on my way home. I was reading a book, and drops of something were getting all over it. It was the man sitting next to me who was asleep and drooling. FML
I agree, your life sucks (12123) - you totally deserved it (1099)
On 12/23/2009 at 1:56pm - misc - by fml_forever32 (woman) - United States (Florida)
(0)right. she totally deserves it for using public transportation and helping the environment. put more effort into your trolling.
#14 - On 12/23/2009 at 6:04pm by ensemble_coeur
(0)WIN. Seriously, put some more effort.
Was there a misseltoe? He might of wanted a french kiss. XD
(0)you would notice if some1 was leaning over you like that
#2 - On 12/23/2009 at 5:09pm by Kukironosuke
(0)How do you spray drool to the person next to you? When drool moves laterally (sp?) isn't it called spit?
#5 - On 12/23/2009 at 5:15pm by CallMeHush
(0)Umma.. Was he leaning against you or something? If so... why were you letting some random person lean against you? o_O
#8 - On 12/23/2009 at 5:36pm by curiouskitty
(0)I agree that this one doesn't quite seem true.
If it is though, at least it only got on your book, and not you!
(0)That's really gross, but I don't think that your life is fucked because of this.
#12 - On 12/23/2009 at 5:59pm by ensemble_coeur
(0)I once accidently let a stranger sleep-hump me on a bus before I realized I had peripheral vision :]
(0)Why is that all but one FML I have read having to do with someone being drooled on or being the person drooling on themselves while on public transportation always involve the woman being the one drooling or the one being drooled on?
#16 - On 12/23/2009 at 6:46pm by Perversive
(0)Because when one person is drooling on another, one of them is drooling, and one of them is being drooled on, so if a woman is involved, obviously she will be one of those two. Did you just seriously try to turn this into some sexism thing?
(0)I tried to moderate this one out but it surpassed my claws. this story is illogical. unless the op was holding the book right under the persons mouth (try to imagine positions on the bus where that could be possible and you'll see there aren't many that a person would want to sit in) this wouldn't work.
#19 - On 12/23/2009 at 7:28pm by Mutantking
(-1)YDI FYL ! Merry Christmas and Happy all the other retarded Holidays that people celebrate.
#21 - On 12/23/2009 at 8:01pm by ladiesman14
(0)umm were you holding your book underneath him or something?
honestly.
#22 - On 12/23/2009 at 8:07pm by gym_class_hero
(0)i bet whoever was on the bus at the moment and saw this was laughing thier ass off!
#28 - On 12/24/2009 at 5:07pm by ButterFingers96
(0)and what have you complained about lately? Just 'cause the OP decided to tell their story doesn't mean they're completely selfish, and saliva carries a crap load of germs. Hey, don't you get a little upset when you're talking to someone and while they're speaking they spit on you? Same thing, only the situation is a little different.
