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Today, I was in the bus on my way home. I was reading a book, and drops of something were getting all over it. It was the man sitting next to me who was asleep and drooling. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (15401) - you deserved it (1492)

On 12/23/2009 at 1:56pm - misc - by fml_forever32 (woman) - United States (Florida)

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you would notice if some1 was leaning over you like that

#2 - On 12/23/2009 at 5:09pm by Kukironosuke

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+3 | 8

It took you a little too long to realize...

#4 - On 12/23/2009 at 5:14pm by Kristie_2009

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