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Today, in an effort to repair our fake Christmas tree, my girlfriend succeeded in gluing it to the floor. I can't get it loose. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (16147) - you deserved it (2672)

On 12/22/2009 at 5:53pm - misc - by blumaster04 (man) - United States (Florida)

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