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Today, in an effort to repair our fake Christmas tree, my girlfriend succeeded in gluing it to the floor. I can't get it loose. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (16947) - you deserved it (2768)

On 12/22/2009 at 5:53pm - misc - by blumaster04 (man) - United States (Florida)

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You know, fake Christmas trees have removable branches...;) Think about it: when Christmas is over, you have a 24/7 stripper pole for your girlfriend to use.

#21 - On 12/22/2009 at 8:30pm by MermaidSongXOXO

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You should glue her to the floor

#14 - On 12/22/2009 at 7:46pm by kaleid0scopeEyes

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