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Today, I was awakened from a peaceful sleep by my crazy ex-girlfriend, who apparently copied my key before our break up three months ago. She was on top of me, stroking my beard, whispering: “He looks like Jesus.” FML
She sounds like a keeper. Always by your side, just like a dog. That's loyalty.
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Friday 5 February 2016