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Today, I was at the cinema. There was a really tall woman in front of me and whenever I leaned to the right or left she would lean to the same side I do. Later, she started laughing. They guy next to her was telling her where I moved. FML
If it's war she wants, it's war she gets. Popcorn launcher? Check. Friends to your left and right armed to the teeth with popcorn and/or condiments? Check. List of suggestive names to call her that are borderline offensive? Check. Feet ready to kick the seat at regular intervals? Check.
Let the games begin.
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Monday 1 September 2014