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Today, my boyfriend bought me a voice personalized build-a-bear. I thought he was going to propose to me through it, only to press the foot of the bear and hear "we should break up" instead. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (27313) - you deserved it (2342)

On 12/14/2009 at 12:00pm - misc - by samgonzalessb - United States (Texas)

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