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Today, as I was doing the morning count for the registers, a lady walked by and saw me. She's got Alzheimer's, and thought I was robbing the guy I'd bought the store from, so she called the cops. I spent six hours in jail while they looked into it, and didn't even get an apology. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (69305) - you deserved it (2660)

On 03/29/2009 at 1:15am - misc - by murphslaw (man) - United States (Ohio)

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Wow, I hope she doesn't do it again tomorrow! And the next day, and the next day...

#1 - On 03/29/2009 at 10:09am by reset_button

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They do need to apologise for wrongful arrest, though, #4.

#5 - On 03/29/2009 at 10:24am by plethora

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