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By Anonymous - / Thursday 30 January 2014 00:52 / United States
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He probably would've stopped his shower for a minute so you could use the toilet. I know it may be embarrassing, especially with him being a new bf and all, but seriously? Shitting in a bag?

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70, thank you! I grew up in Alaska and it hurts like hell, to go to the bathroom outside, pee or poop. OP, there has to be something close by that you could use next time. I suggest doing your research, before going over there next time.

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#167 you know their is a proper way to do it haha, take little chunks on snow and let them melt in your hand then use them to rinse your butt rather than wipe.

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It's basically an FML tradition. One brave soul must make a shitty situation joke and bear the weight of thumb-downs. They might get a lot of crap for it, but it is a sort of comfort knowing that you can always trust them to be somewhere in the comments section.

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He probably would've stopped his shower for a minute so you could use the toilet. I know it may be embarrassing, especially with him being a new bf and all, but seriously? Shitting in a bag?

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is anybody else wondering what happened to the bag? most guys take quick showers so where would you put the bag afterwards? like I don't know is it weird that I'm wondering that?

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Nope, I'm wondering the same thing. How the hell do you dispose of a bag of crap in someone else's house? Did she carry it around in her purse? Bury it in a flower pot?

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Oops I read it wrong, but still, how does one look at a bag and think gee I should poop in here... At least take it outside! Fertalize the grass or something and blame it on the neighbors dog.

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I want to know #1- what did OP do with the bag? #2- what did OP wipe with? #3- what did OP do to cover up the smell? #4- what room did OP do her business in?

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Im so confused... OP could have easily just told her bf keep the curtain closed, say I have to use the toilet, and the second the doodoo comes out flush, so its not stinky! I thought everyone knew this.

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I was wondering the same thing. It is not like there isn't a gas station or a McDonalds on every corner. She could have came back with a coffee or some food or something to have an excuse for her absence. OP-- I think defecating in a bag is worse than letting your boyfriend know you have to use the restroom.

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132-- house is the key word. My parents' house is 10 minute drive to the nearest public location. However, I have never seen any apartments in the middle of nowhere. People usually move to the country to get away from neighbors, apartments are full of neighbors.

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Depending on her type of shit, how long of a shit and how big of a bag, it could have looked like anything from a bag of charcoal to dog food or even compost for farming. Whatever it may have looked like, I am sure that smell would leave no doubt in anyones mind. I truly hope she threw it in a garbage container far, far away.

Could have used it as an opportunity to get past the "shitting around the other person" I'm sure if you'd have gone and then jumped in the shower with him he wouldn't have minded.

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