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Today, I stepped out of a bar in order to make a phone call. While I was outside, the bouncers arrived and ropes were put up. They wouldn't let me back in, claiming I was too young and they hadn't seen me come out. I was celebrating my 26th birthday, the legal drinking age is 18. I also have a beard. FML
It would've been better if it read: ''...the legal drinking age is 18. I have a beard. I'm also a woman. FML"
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Friday 5 February 2016